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Here's the thing about slow pitch: sometimes you just need to unload. And that’s exactly what Petty Theft Row did this week, exploding for a 20-5 victory over @free-agent-team-2. After a

Another week, another chapter in the Petty Theft Row saga. And this one stings just a little bit. Saturday saw the Row drop an 11-9 decision to @the-barracudas. We fought, sure, but fell short. The

Well, here we are again. The season's underway, and Petty Theft Row is already riding the rollercoaster. Saturday was a split decision — a soul-crushing morning loss followed by an afternoon palate

by andrew Mar 20, 2026

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by andrew Mar 01, 2026

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by andrew Mar 01, 2026

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A long Saturday. Three games. One goal: the End-of-Year Tournament crown. Petty Theft Row entered with hope, left with… well, at least some softball.

Petty Theft Row put on a hitting clinic. A convincing 20-7 victory over @the-goodfellas-ii cemented the Row's place atop the Fall Manhattan standings. The bats were alive, and the runs piled up in a

Petty Theft Row keeps pace in the Fall Manhattan league, but a logjam is forming at the top. The Row snagged a W this week, but it was not enough to gain an edge in the standings.

Petty Theft Row is on top of the mountain. Well, tied for the top, anyway. But after a week of shuffling in the Fall Manhattan league standings, the Row sits in a first-place tie. What a time to be

Here's the thing about slow pitch softball: sometimes the bear eats you. This week, @the-dirty-water-dawgs spent the better part of an afternoon mauling Petty Theft Row in a 15-0 beatdown. Mercy

One step forward, one step back. Petty Theft Row experienced the cruel seesaw of rec league softball this week, splitting a Saturday double-header that offered both a humbling defeat and a

Petty Theft Row, untamed. That's the headline after a Saturday sweep that saw the Row vanquish both @the-goodfellas-ii and @the-lobsters, staking a claim near the top of the Fall Manhattan standings.

Well, here we are again. Another season, another shot at softball glory. Or, more realistically, another chance to drink some beers and complain about our backs. But hey, that's why we love it, right?

Another week, another statement made. Petty Theft Row is not just competing; they're ascending. One game on the docket this week, one game in the win column – and a decisive one at that.

Petty Theft Row needed a pick-me-up, and boy, did they get one. After last week's frustrating tie and loss, the Row came roaring back this Saturday with not one, but two wins, catapulting them up the

Tough week for the Row, no sugarcoating it. Saturday brought a mixed bag of results, ending with a 4-3-1 record and a bit of a thud back to earth. One game went down to the wire but ended in a tie,

Ouch. That's really the only way to put it. The Row's three-game win streak came to a screeching halt Saturday in a 23-6 drubbing at the hands of @hoyas, reminding everyone that slow pitch softball

One step forward, two steps back? Not this week. After a brief stumble, Petty Theft Row got back in the win column, and in convincing fashion.

Back-to-back wins. Look, we'll take it. After a rocky start to the season, Petty Theft Row finally found a groove this week, racking up two victories on Saturday and climbing up the standings.

A mixed bag to start the summer. Petty Theft Row split its opening weekend, flashing brilliance and then falling flat. The kind of up-and-down that makes you wonder if consistency is just a myth we